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I was on a mission for my wife. She sent me to Wal-Mart with a list to pick up five items. I need lists because I forget stuff. Simple mission, right? Not really. I guess everybody shops early Saturday evening, so by the time I arrived at the checkout area, the lines were ginormous. People were ticked. Because I am awesome and stupid at the same time, I decided to use the self checkout lane where only two people were ahead of me. The guy in front of me had the biggest bag of dog food I've ever seen and then there was a group of three ladies checking out in front of him. Of course, the three ladies had some sort of problem so we had to wait for the floor manager to straighten it out so they could continue checking out. They were taking forever. I noticed that the self checkout lane beside me now only had one girl in it and she had one item. I Dale Earnhardted my cart into the next lane and waited patiently for the girl with only a pair of windshield wipers to finish. I felt sorry for all those losers in the line that I abandoned. Whaaaaa? Dog food guy is now checking out. What's this? He is now finished. Windshield wiper girl is still fumbling with her money. What in the world? People who were behind me in abandoned line are now checking out.I guess the grass isn't always greener on the other side. It may look green from where you are standing, but it is guaranteed to have its own set of problems.






